Have you ever wondered how your colleagues were able to publish their latest baloney in amazingly-sounding journals? And just how little information they contributed? Now you can do this, too!
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Our commitment to Poor Review™ is unique in its consistency. Each and every submission will be intensively reviewed superficially by a member of our highly selective international editorial board. Should a submission have only the slightest possibility of exceeding 0.1 LPU, it will be immediately and thoroughly accepted with a standardized review of "I have read the paper and consider it an accept."¹
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¹: This was the full text of an actual review in a highly esteemed journal which came in six months after all the other reviews. We do, therefore, consider it the finest and most comprehensive review possible.